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n. Bored person anxious to fill your time with pointless anecdotes garnered from a factually suspect memory bank.

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Quick, feign death, a retiree on his daily walk through Bower Ponds has spotted us.
retiree by gnostic3 December 15, 2025

Retiree Wedge 

The Driver a 65+ uses on the 120 yard par 3 because what's the difference? If you're going hit 50 yard worm-burners all day, you might as well let the big dog eat.
Also, anyone elses driver or 1 wood.
"I should probably hit an iron off the tee to keep it straight, but I haven't hit the Retiree Wedge all day."
Retiree Wedge by DaThLy April 17, 2008

Two Days Till Retirement 

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.
Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!
Two Days Till Retirement by DANfan January 19, 2013

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.
has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.
Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019

sudbury retirement fund 

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.
"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

Retire Bitch

what you say to someone well known who says or does something awful

Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch”
“Al Franken has been accused of sexual assault
“Al Franken Retire Bitch”
Retire Bitch by HeIIYes December 6, 2017