retardinoma

Someone that is so retarded that they metastasize their retard to everyone around them. Consumption of alcohol may potentiate the level of retard in retardinomas.

Stay away from Clinton or you'll be retarded by this evening. He's a stage 4 retardinoma. That shit is terminal.

by Hairy Potatoes August 28, 2018

Retardomasochism

The process of Emotionally-motivated buying up of a 70% cliff drop 'Dip' on a meme stock with funds secured by student loans and/or 11% interest-on-the-principle- per month credit loans after having sold one's car and Mother's wedding ring to buy in initially at a grossly artificially inflated ATH to which said stock will never return to the end of affronting Hedge funds which will inevitably cover their losses regardless and who are insulated from real market forces by the very bureaucracies and Politicians one believes will save the day.

Man, the GME gang clinging on to Gamestop like an ape with a cupcake formed out of its own shit is definitional Retardomasochism.

by Phucko February 4, 2021

retardimacated

A word used to express distaste toward something or some action that was not expected or not appropriate. It comes from the word Retarded but is used more as an association to an action or a state of being.

"Dude, that is retardimacated..." or "That was a retardimacated thing to do..."

by Aleatore February 19, 2007

Retardomasochism

The process of Emotionally-motivated buying up of a 70% cliff drop 'Dip' on a meme stock with funds secured by student loans and/or 11% interest-on-the-principle- per month credit loans after having sold one's car and Mother's wedding ring to buy in initially at a grossly artificially inflated ATH to which said stock will never return to the end of affronting Hedge funds which will inevitably cover their losses regardless and who are insulated from real market forces by the very bureaucracies and Politicians one believes will save the day.

Fred: Holy fucking shitballs, Sal. I cannot believe there was a contingent of people marzipan-dildo retarded enough to buy GME at 350$.
Sally: Never underestimate the power of Retardomasochism.

by Phucko February 4, 2021

retardismasationizeditated

A phrase for the becoming of or already being retarded,
Just much more complicated.

"I've been retardismasationizeditated for a long time"

by Jorge (pronounced Horj) July 4, 2025

quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019