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retarded by choice

The term "retarded by choice" has no implication on one's genetic or mental illness status or by any genetic and/or birth complication or disability.
"retarded by choice" is a phrase meant to be a more extreme end of making a dumb dissension but with the condition that the person making said bad dissension had prior knowledge and did not choice to critically think about the information they were given from others or their surroundings.
an example of this would be a parent choosing to circumcise their child under the idea of "its what everyone does" dispute being told by the doctor/nurse that this will have long lasting permanent harmful and financial problems (being dependent on aids like lube) that are irreversible and that child has a high chance of feeling body dysphoria and other extreme negative consequences not limited to suicidal ideation. The issue wasn't that the parent gave the go ahead, its that the parent was given the information and still choice to not think critically or think in long term for the child potentially seeing the child not as a human but as a decoration like a stuffed animal for social media.

Another example would be choosing to eat firecrackers and lighting them while they are still inside you because you think it would be "fun" do to it involving firecrackers rather than thinking about the long term implications and the lack of self preservation by choice.
Guy1: Damn bro, did you see online how Jake filmed himself robbing a bank, drinking gasoline, and post it as himself. I think he got 9 years in prison after he recovers from the intensive care unit... I think he got 10k views on social media.

Guy2: I don't think that was a smart idea to rob the bank he is affiliated with and post the evidence online forever... that was a retarded by choice decision man... I thought better of him not to ruin his life.
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026