retard stan 

stan is a retard

retard stan is a retard bitch

retard stan by skkrrrttt February 7, 2020

Retardistan

Synonym for Unites States of America

Don't listen to him, he's from Retardistan.

Retardistan by theRealRichardNixon July 27, 2023

Retardsmanship

The act of displaying unintelligent behaviour

Dude, did you see John put that pergola up? That was the best display of retardsmanship I’ve ever seen!

Retardsmanship by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

standard reward 

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".

Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)

standard reward by QuacksO July 4, 2018