A miserable excuse for a woman. Often eats tubs of chicken wings and plays tennis, before verbally and physically attacking the poor schmuck who made the mistake of being with her.
Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC
pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
Fusion of the adjectives 'retarded' and 'bitch'. When a beautiful, usually young, and sexy woman uses her body attributes to attain attention while pretending to be ignorant on a specific subject or task.
Karen is frequently retarbitching at work. Unless those pussy slaves start to act like real men, that whore will continue to take advantage of them.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.