resting dickface 

A resting place for a dick. Usually a male co worker who is confused about his sexuality

Hey bill wanna rest your dick on my face. Thanks Jeremy it needs a rest after carrying your ass at work all week.

Jeremy has resting dickface

resting dickface by Bauder June 28, 2019

Resting Dick Face 

Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).

Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"

Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."

Resting Dick Face by Arby343 October 21, 2014

Resting Dick Face 

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

Resting Dick Face by Kingeresting December 5, 2019

resting dick face 

men with resting bitch face

stephen has resting dick face today

resting dick face by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018

Resting Dick Face 

The more manly version of resting bitch face.

Man Donald sure must be upset for he has Resting Dick Face.

Resting Dick Face by Breaking_Sad November 17, 2016

Resting Dick Face 

When a girl(s) is/are sleeping and you gently lay your penis on her/their forehead.

Amanda's resting dick face pose was irresistible. I have to lay the cock on her. Let me take a selfie.

Resting Dick Face by thiizznate January 20, 2015

Resting Dick Face 

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF

Dan has such a resting dick face.

Resting Dick Face by anonymous September 19, 2022