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A resting place for a dick. Usually a male co worker who is confused about his sexuality

Hey bill wanna rest your dick on my face. Thanks Jeremy it needs a rest after carrying your ass at work all week.

Jeremy has resting dickface

resting dickface by Bauder June 28, 2019

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Resting Dick Face

Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).

Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"

Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."

Resting Dick Face by Arby343 October 21, 2014

Resting Dick Face

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

Resting Dick Face by Kingeresting December 5, 2019

resting dick face

men with resting bitch face

stephen has resting dick face today

resting dick face by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018

Resting Dick Face

The more manly version of resting bitch face.

Man Donald sure must be upset for he has Resting Dick Face.

Resting Dick Face by Breaking_Sad November 17, 2016

Resting Dick Face

When a girl(s) is/are sleeping and you gently lay your penis on her/their forehead.

Amanda's resting dick face pose was irresistible. I have to lay the cock on her. Let me take a selfie.

Resting Dick Face by thiizznate January 20, 2015

Resting Dick Face

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF

Dan has such a resting dick face.

Resting Dick Face by anonymous September 19, 2022

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026