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A resting place for a dick. Usually a male co worker who is confused about his sexuality

Hey bill wanna rest your dick on my face. Thanks Jeremy it needs a rest after carrying your ass at work all week.

Jeremy has resting dickface

resting dickface by Bauder June 28, 2019

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Resting Dick Face

Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).

Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"

Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."

Resting Dick Face by Arby343 October 21, 2014

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Resting Dick Face

A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.

Resting Dick Face by Kingeresting December 5, 2019

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resting dick face

men with resting bitch face

stephen has resting dick face today

resting dick face by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018

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Resting Dick Face

The more manly version of resting bitch face.

Man Donald sure must be upset for he has Resting Dick Face.

Resting Dick Face by Breaking_Sad November 17, 2016

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Resting Dick Face

When a girl(s) is/are sleeping and you gently lay your penis on her/their forehead.

Amanda's resting dick face pose was irresistible. I have to lay the cock on her. Let me take a selfie.

Resting Dick Face by thiizznate January 20, 2015

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Resting Dick Face

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF

Dan has such a resting dick face.

Resting Dick Face by anonymous September 19, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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