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Respect my authority 

one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.
"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"

respect my authority 

bitch, shut the fuck up and do what i say
once i kick this guy in the nuts he'll respect my authority

Respect my authority 

one of Eric Cartman´s many catch phrases in the show of South Park. the phrase is used to enforce a sentence that is used to tell someone to do so something
–He does never listen.

–Once I kick him in the nuts he will respect my authority, just go to him.

–no way dude.

–Respect my authority!

Respect my authority 

Its when a fatass wants people to respect his/her authority.
Im a cop, and you should respect my authority.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026