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Realtek
Fucking chinese brand that manufactures damn cheap Networking/Sound chips that never work right and just plain suck.
Also their website sucks so much that you've to go to a site called realtek.cz to download the fucking damn drivers fast.
The drivers suck too.
Also their website sucks so much that you've to go to a site called realtek.cz to download the fucking damn drivers fast.
The drivers suck too.
Buy any new PC/Laptop and you'll find a fucking awful Realtek sound card/lan card onboard. Injustice.
Realtek by damndefiner June 13, 2016
Realtime shitposting
Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
Realtime shitposting by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019
election result
The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).
Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?
Ralph: Really? What was the election result?
Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
Ralph: Really? What was the election result?
Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.
election result by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
Sexy Results
Sexy Results by ExAbsurdum October 25, 2003
love hate realtionship
1. Love hate realtionship is a complicated relationship in which there are always two sides. The first side is the common attraction and love for one another. The second is the "hate" which is actually an attraction so strong that our human heart can sustain, it is based mostly in fear.
2. Love hate realationship can emerge from a partnership where both people have to work in the same space or office. There is an attraction but there is also no privacy in which each to be alone. So it becomes something like...I like you but I cant be with you all the time, so I hate you that way we can be in the same space without being together.
2. Love hate realationship can emerge from a partnership where both people have to work in the same space or office. There is an attraction but there is also no privacy in which each to be alone. So it becomes something like...I like you but I cant be with you all the time, so I hate you that way we can be in the same space without being together.
love hate realtionship by Dragone June 17, 2006
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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