A major league baseball catcher who has the largest ass in all of baseball. His ass is so big it tells him what to do; it even has its own Facebook page and fans. His ass cheeks are so big it’s been commonly reported that he has trouble reaching between them to wipe and needs the help of his teammates.

Guy1 – dude I’ve been working my glutes like crazy at the gym, squatted a new record.
Guy#2 – Nice, you’re so going to get an Anthony Recker.

Anthony Recker by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012

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rekked

Getting completely dominated. Getting completely destroyed.

"Get rekked, skrub!"

rekked by get rekked May 16, 2014

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Rakkers

idiots who have nothing better to do besides join a group chat and befriend some folks there only to add their friends to remove everyone from the group who aren't with them just for the hell of it. They don't care that they're being inconsiderate to the ones in the group. The notion of proper manners, common courtesy and decency seem to be foreign to them.

Person 1: Do you know what rakkers are?

Person 2: Annoying ill-mannered idiots?

Person 1: Bravo

Rakkers by Sideros July 11, 2016

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Recker

An ass of equal or greater quality to that of Oakland A's catcher Anthony Recker.

Coincidentally, people with reckers tend to be home reckers because of the high number of breakups they cause.

Example 1: FYI... Gio Gonzalez just patted Anthony on his recker after a mound visit.... #jealous

Example 2: Hot DAMN!!! Too bad those pants weren't all wet (from rain or my tongue) so they'd be a bit translucent and we could see the recker!!! ;)

Recker by sxxxxxresnick September 5, 2011

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