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Rejard
"You are such a RE JARD..go home" said Billy
"No!" yelled Sped Stevey
"You FUCK, you dirty little fuck, imma kill u, oh u fuckin rejard i will rip your balls off and make u eat them !" yelled Billy
"Yeah I am sure you will, WANKSTA" said Sped Stevey
(Stevey now gets his head kicked in until he dies, because he was a REJARD..and no one cared about him, not even the police or hospital."
"No!" yelled Sped Stevey
"You FUCK, you dirty little fuck, imma kill u, oh u fuckin rejard i will rip your balls off and make u eat them !" yelled Billy
"Yeah I am sure you will, WANKSTA" said Sped Stevey
(Stevey now gets his head kicked in until he dies, because he was a REJARD..and no one cared about him, not even the police or hospital."
rejaun
Re’Jaun’s are very blunt but at the same time truthful, Re’Jaun’s tend to seem that they have no remorse for another person's feelings being that a Rejaun won’t tell you what you want you want to hear but what you need to hear , Rejaun’s are very generous for the most part and you may be able to keep a Re’jaun’s generosity just by keeping it real. Re’jaun’s usually only want to make money and Re’jaun’s are good at what they want to do . Be careful though, Re’Jaun’s will swindle for a quick come up if you don’t catch them in the act . Re’jaun’s are hands down the most loyal of the human species , but only if loyalty is recognized by the Re’Jaun. Re’Jaun’s Are known for spoiling and somtimes over treating their significant other - in that case a Re’Jaun is one of the best soul mates and will stick around until the glue runs out . Overall a Re’Jaun just calls it how it’s seen, keeps a low profile , Predominately independent, and fairly nice .
Brad: is that a wig , daaauummm
Jay: that is very rejaun of you to say that
Brad : But it’s a wig tho , right ? Am I trippin ?
Jay: that is very rejaun of you to say that
Brad : But it’s a wig tho , right ? Am I trippin ?
rejaun by $Lang Ka$h December 22, 2019
Rejarded
A rejard is a sort of censorship to retard or calling someone mentally slow or plain stupid. By changing 't' and to 'j' loses the now 'bad word' 's significance and is taken literally as 'rejard'.
Rejarded by aliensauce March 16, 2019
Rejarded
A term for someone who just isn’t all there. Someone who thinks they know everything, however they turn out to just be a idiot. A form of autism.
Rejarded by Benson69assslayer January 15, 2020
Rejard
Only a rejard would think of diving into a pool with no water!
C. Bunks likes Hawaiian pizza??!! He must be a rejard!!
C. Bunks likes Hawaiian pizza??!! He must be a rejard!!
Rejard by Righteous Ry!! October 12, 2005
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