red rocketeer Share definition Flag Someone who sexually arouses a male dog on purpose, causing the poor pooch to get a red rocket. Dude, what are you, a red rocketeer? Quit rubbing my damn dog’s belly and making him stiff. red rocketeer by brighter light January 7, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the red rocketeer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch