reboot lara 

A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.

Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.

AH, OOH! AAAAH!!

Dude 1: Man, WTF! You're watching porn?
Dude 2: No, man, that's just reboot lara.

reboot lara by da wicked boi96 September 10, 2018

reboot lara 

A bitch that is not good at being Lara Croft, because she has not dual pistols, she moans a lot, she's afraid of everything, sse doesn't collect relics, and she has not big boobs.

"AH AH OOOH!!"
Dude 1: Man, wtf you watching porn???
Dude 2: Nah, man that's just reboot lara

reboot lara by da_wick3d_boi96 August 27, 2018