da_wick3d_boi96's definitions

reboot lara

A bitch that is not good at being Lara Croft, because she has not dual pistols, she moans a lot, she's afraid of everything, sse doesn't collect relics, and she has not big boobs.

"AH AH OOOH!!"
Dude 1: Man, wtf you watching porn???
Dude 2: Nah, man that's just reboot lara

by da_wick3d_boi96 August 27, 2018

idgafs

I don't give a fucking shit

Girl 1: U're so ugly
Girl 2: idgafs

by da_wick3d_boi96 July 24, 2018

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by da_wick3d_boi96 August 29, 2018

Yuya

Mexican youtuber girl who speaks with a high pitched voice, like a squirrel, which can get irritating after a while. She calls her fans her 'guapuras'.

Yuya's voice makes my ears bleed

by da_wick3d_boi96 August 28, 2018

I hope they cancel Oprah

A phrase used against a person who's fan of Oprah Winfrey. They will go mad immediately.

From Drake & Josh, The Foam Finger.

Dude 1: I hope you go bald!
Dude 2: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dude 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

by da_wick3d_boi96 September 1, 2018

Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.

Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!

by da_wick3d_boi96 August 27, 2018

editors of urban dictionary

People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.

Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches

by da_wick3d_boi96 September 4, 2018