rearrigation

What you get if you sit in a flowing stream.

Da Big Bad Wolf had to spend a long time using rearrigation to soothe his scalded behind after landing in da Three Little Pigs' steaming stewpot dat they'd put at da bottom of da chimney.

by QuacksO June 19, 2024

tearrigation

What a copiously-blubbering individual does to da fertile soil around him.

In Alice In Wonderland, da tale's pint-sized heroine performs such a voluminous tearrigation of da area around her dat she actually creates a small lake in which she and lots of other creatures become thoroughly drenched.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

earrigation

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

fearrigation

Watering da grass due to your being so scared dat you pee your pants.

It's a good idea to empty yer bladder just prior to entering a haunted house or watching a creepy movie, to lessen da risk of any embarrassing/messy fearrigation.

by QuacksO June 19, 2024

gearrigation

10W-40.

Older engines and transmissions may need a bit of extra gearrigation, so don't be shy or stingy about topping off da reservoirs slightly above da dipsticks' "full" lines.

by QuacksO February 11, 2025

hearrigation

A periodic warm-water flush of da auditory-canals to clean out all of da dried BS-residue dat has accumulated there from listening to politicians and neighborhood a**h**es spout their deceitful and/or self-serving rhetoric.

If you seem to be going deaf after having suffered through a myriad of boring or not-of-good-faith meetings/lectures, try asking your doctor to give you a good hearrigation first; it might just be gloobered-up vellus-hairs.

by QuacksO February 11, 2025

yearrigation

Copiously watering one's surroundings due to an advanced-age-caused loss of bladder-control.

Taking bowel-and-urinary-tract-benefiting herbs like rhubarb, slippery elm, and saw palmetto can help you avoid "yearrigation" and other waste-expulsion issues once you become an "old fart".

by QuacksO February 11, 2025