Real Bike 

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

Real Bike by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020

Real biker 

Someone who rides a Honda MSX125 Grom

OMG there goes a real biker on a grom

Real biker by DJDDUK October 3, 2016