reaganization

The act of educating one in the beliefs of President Ronald Reagan

I would be happy to help in the reaganization of your stupid hippie community.

by Cameron Bradley Hughes May 3, 2010

reorganization

Corporatese for "fired." Derives from the passive-aggressive nature's response to the pressure to act in a way that can be deemed "not too nice."

"I'm sorry to inform you that you've been reorganized."
"Dude! I've been reorganized!"
"There has been a lot of reorganization around here."

by Po-mo Superstar December 9, 2004

reorganization

The act of promoting oneself under the guise that it is for the good of the company. Usually performed by a senior staff member. See also: Fauxmotion

We're happy to announce that our reorganization has resulted in the promotion of Lawrence P. Merriweather from Senior Director to SuperDuper Senior Director.

by Bjork Van Patten December 10, 2004

Roganization

To derive and opinionize science or pseudo-scientific facts and/or opinions to form a real world narrative that conflicts or aligns with laden fact, often to generate public dialogue or controversy.

The big pharma lobbyists presented a sub-par roganization of data at the hearing which prevailed in a speedy commute to public consumption.

by Troll Daddy February 27, 2022

Roganization

Noun; the derivation/interpolation of facts, pseudo-fact, heresay, bespoke belief(s), propaganda, or any combination that creates a broad-stroke popular foundational narrative that, although partially true, is extremely difficult to disestablish once generally accepted.

Big pharma lobbyed for a scientific Roganization of the new cancer treatment drug, which speedily commuted it's targeted populace consumption.

by Troll Daddy March 7, 2022

Structural Reorganization

A fancy term used by your employer that means you will be taking on the workloads of those recently laid-off without an increase in salary or benefits.

Good morning folks! I brought you together this morning to let you know the exceedingly good news that we've just undergone a successful structural reorganization that is certain to please our board of directors and stockholders! Let's have a cheer for us!

by Bailey Wu Xiang October 21, 2009