readzoned
readzoned by pachoochie June 15, 2014
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redzone and chill
The Sunday 1:00 version of Netflix and Chill. You and yo girl watch NFL RedZone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own...in her vagina.
You: hey baby
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)
redzone and chillredzoneandchillred zone and chill
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)
redzone and chillredzoneandchillred zone and chill
redzone and chill by joeyp15 November 30, 2015
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readonding
readonding by Hitter1015 March 17, 2011
redzone
The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).
Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)
Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!
Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!
redzone by Ryan Chappelle November 19, 2007
reasoned discourse
Term for when gun control advocates regularly censor comments on their message boards or blogs. Usually when their arguments and claims are easily refuted.
Term comes from the last days of the old Brady Campaign blog where they ran a series called, of course 'Reasoned Discourse' where they highlighted alleged violent or disgusting comments they had received. This was shortly before they blocked all comments and later deleted them.
Term comes from the last days of the old Brady Campaign blog where they ran a series called, of course 'Reasoned Discourse' where they highlighted alleged violent or disgusting comments they had received. This was shortly before they blocked all comments and later deleted them.
I pointed out that murder was already illegal and that making it moreso with a special gun murder statute was a bit silly. Reasoned discourse broke out, and my comment vanished from the blog.
reasoned discourse by GCynic April 28, 2012
Redzone
Redzone by K-StateCheese March 2, 2011
Readyone
Readyone (noun): "Any person (male or female) being in the state of mind where they are wanting and willing to engage in acts of a pleasing nature."
Mostly refered to girls that are ready
Readyones.com is a growing community for readyones to gather and discuss their readiness.
Mostly refered to girls that are ready
Readyones.com is a growing community for readyones to gather and discuss their readiness.
Readyone by Readyones.com August 24, 2004
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murderhobo
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