readzoned

same as seenzoned...someone read your message but did not respond!

me: hello, how are you?
friend: *read*
me: you just readzoned me :( grrrrahhh!

by pachoochie June 15, 2014

redzone and chill

The Sunday 1:00 version of Netflix and Chill. You and yo girl watch NFL RedZone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own...in her vagina.

You: hey baby
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)

redzone and chillredzoneandchillred zone and chill

by joeyp15 November 30, 2015

readonding

Both reading and responding to a blog post. Combines the words reading, and responding.

Jack is a big fan of Jill's blog, that's why he's always readonding.

by Hitter1015 March 17, 2011

redzone

The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).

Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)

Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!

by Ryan Chappelle November 19, 2007

reasoned discourse

Term for when gun control advocates regularly censor comments on their message boards or blogs. Usually when their arguments and claims are easily refuted.

Term comes from the last days of the old Brady Campaign blog where they ran a series called, of course 'Reasoned Discourse' where they highlighted alleged violent or disgusting comments they had received. This was shortly before they blocked all comments and later deleted them.

I pointed out that murder was already illegal and that making it moreso with a special gun murder statute was a bit silly. Reasoned discourse broke out, and my comment vanished from the blog.

by GCynic April 28, 2012

Redzone

The redzone is the area between your belly button and the base of your penis.

As soon as she crossed into the redzone, I knew I was gonna score.

by K-StateCheese March 2, 2011

Readyone

Readyone (noun): "Any person (male or female) being in the state of mind where they are wanting and willing to engage in acts of a pleasing nature."

Mostly refered to girls that are ready

Readyones.com is a growing community for readyones to gather and discuss their readiness.

The club was crackin! Readyones were everywhere. We took some home and had a trizie!

by Readyones.com August 24, 2004