Rathboned 

When a man has sex with a woman so forcefully that he bruises her kidneys.

"He bruised my kidneys and I threw up. He Rathboned me!"

Rathboned by SigDib87 November 28, 2009

Rathboned 

adj. Describing an individual who refused to watch Twilight films until taking note of the character of Jasper Hale, as portrayed by Jackson Rathbone

v. Rathbone; what said individuals would like to do with said character, preferably while intoxicated

Oh my god. You've gotta see New Moon. You're totally going to get Rathboned. Then you're going to want to Rathbone the entirety of Eclipse.

Rathboned by shikinamiasuka December 25, 2010

Jackson Rathbone

1) The only reason I sat through Twilight and New Moon.

2)The man who is single-handedly hotter than the rest of the male cast of Twilight and New Moon.

3) Kick-ass musician in the band 100 Monkeys.

4) All round sexy mo-fo.

GIRL 1: OMFG Jackson Rathbone!!
GIRL 2: Who the fuck is that?
GIRL 1: DUDE! Sexiest man alive!!

Jackson Rathbone by LoLTwilightLover124 April 28, 2010

Jackson Rathbone

Jackson Rathbone, born in Singapore. He has lived in many places ranging from Indonesia to Midland, Texas. He went to a performing arts school in Michigan, Interlochen Arts Academy. After he decided to go to LA to try things out. Low and behold he turns out to be dare I say it the best up coming actor of our time! I've heard, the next Johnny Depp? I THINK SO! Most know him as Jasper Hale on Twilight but he has done far more including movies like Dread, Hurt, and Senior Skip Day, ect. So not only can he be a Sexii Vampire but also play a very cute pot head! He will also be in the upcoming M. Night movie The Last Airbender! Oh! and did I mention he is in a band?? That's right girlies, his band is 100 Monkeys! Btw they are fantastic! So I would watch out for this multi-threat Actor!

Bernice: I just love Rob Pattinson
Ruby: No way! Jackson Rathbone is way better!
Bernice: Jackson who???
Ruby: You idiot he plays Jasper the brooding blonde one that used to be a Major in the army! Not only is Jackson an actor but he also sings, plays guitar,harmonica, drums, and trumpet and who knows what else in his band 100 Monkeys!
*Ruby shows Bernice a picture of Jackson and let her listen to 100 Monkeys on her Ipod*
Bernice: OH YOUR RIGHT!! HE IS AMAZING!!

Jackson Rathbone by MaryleeFender March 14, 2010

Rathboner 

n. When you get a boner thinking about Jackson Rathbone.
Specifically when he is playing his role as Jasper Cullen in the Twilight Saga Movies.
Jackson Rathbone is the most gorgeous actor ever.

"I love the the movie Twilight! Especially Jasper."
"Oh man... I just got a major rathboner."

Rathboner by hotferjackson April 17, 2009

rathbone 

to take a dump and throw up at the same time.

Oh my God, Scott just rathboned all over my bathroom!

rathbone by Ben Dean October 17, 2005

Raytheoned 

To be hit by a missile, drone, or other high velocity explosive weapon. The term is derived from the company Raytheon Technologies, a U.S. company that engineers weapons for the U.S. government.

Poor Jimmy got Raytheoned.

Raytheoned by Echo44 December 13, 2022