Rathboned

When a man has sex with a woman so forcefully that he bruises her kidneys.

"He bruised my kidneys and I threw up. He Rathboned me!"

by SigDib87 November 28, 2009

Rathboned

adj. Describing an individual who refused to watch Twilight films until taking note of the character of Jasper Hale, as portrayed by Jackson Rathbone

v. Rathbone; what said individuals would like to do with said character, preferably while intoxicated

Oh my god. You've gotta see New Moon. You're totally going to get Rathboned. Then you're going to want to Rathbone the entirety of Eclipse.

by shikinamiasuka December 26, 2010

Rathboner

n. When you get a boner thinking about Jackson Rathbone.
Specifically when he is playing his role as Jasper Cullen in the Twilight Saga Movies.
Jackson Rathbone is the most gorgeous actor ever.

"I love the the movie Twilight! Especially Jasper."
"Oh man... I just got a major rathboner."

by hotferjackson April 18, 2009

rathbone

to take a dump and throw up at the same time.

Oh my God, Scott just rathboned all over my bathroom!

by Ben Dean October 17, 2005

rathbone

to kill someone or something, skin them, and then wear their skin in order to become them

I would rathbone your roommate's ass so hard.

by Kalinazilla October 04, 2010

Rathbone

Defacing a parking sign in a way such that the parking fee will be unenforceable thus effectively creating free parking.

Particularly effective in Westminster, London on Motorcycle parking bays in a manner such that the bay is still restricted to motorcycles but the pay instruction details are withheld.

(Name originates from such a defaced sign in Rathbone Place, London, W1).

(sp) Rathboning (present tense), ‘He’s rathboning it’. Rathboned (past tense), the sign was rathboned.

by Bylli June 06, 2010

rathbone

One of the most vile things in the world. it has a scrotum for a face.

When i went to the zoo and saw a Rathbone, i threw up blood and cried.

by -.P0op1n-1Z-130RIN.- June 15, 2009