Guy1- At this point, I don't even enjoy jacking it, I'm just feeding my crippling porn addiction.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.
Guy2-Damn that sucks, it's almost like you rape yourself on a daily basis.
by b0mba September 21, 2020
by jason 510 September 01, 2006
Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night
Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
by PollyPaljetter May 19, 2011