rape kit

Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.

After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.

rape kit by Nic April 20, 2005

rape kit

The most essential kit any rap artist could possible obtain. The kit is as follows: One collapsible shovel (breaks down to 3x its normal size), two strips (1 foot long each) silver duct tape, one trojan latex condom, one set of rubber gloves, one detailed map of the closest wooded area (including all creeks and rivers), one extra large Hefty trash bag.

yo dawg, he hit that shit using the rape kit last night!

rape kit by B dizzleee November 9, 2008

rape kit

A container, usually a backpack, that contains the necessary tools for performing a rape. The tools vary by rape artist
but usually contain some form of rubber dildo.

I'm gittin laid tonite son! I gots me my rape kit with!

rape kit by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

rape kit

The most essential kit any rap artist could possibly obtain. The kit is as follows: One collapsible shovel (breaks down to 3x its normal size), two strips (1 foot long each) silver duct tape, one trojan latex condom, one set of rubber gloves, one detailed map of the closest wooded area (including all creeks and rivers), one extra large Hefty trash bag.

yo dawg, use the rape kit to hit that shit!

rape kit by B dizzleee November 10, 2008

Gentlemans Rape Kit 

The item a man keeps in his vehicle in order to cover one's yuk-mouth, skunk-nuts, jungle-pits and overall lack of hygenical preparedness for intercourse.

Dude, I was totally rank last night after dancing with that chick! But don't worry, I was still able to hook up with her thanks to my Gentlemans Rape Kit

Gentlemans Rape Kit by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 31, 2011

emotional rape kitchen 

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.

After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.

emotional rape kitchen by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010

Rape The Kitchen

To expend all resources into annihilating and violating the kitchen making a wide variety of unecessary foods. Resulting in the kitchen looking like nagasaki in 1945.(meals include 10-20 lbs in chicken, 12 jumbo eggs, 4-6 lbs of beans, 14-18 lbs of sausage, and 24oz of broccoli, and 36 crackers with jalapeños and jelly)

Klopp came home famished and decided to Rape the Kitchen, resulting in dirty dishes and blackened stove. Everyone is unhappy.

Rape The Kitchen by detts March 29, 2021