rantalysis 

analysis + rant = rantalysis

Rush was doing his usual rantalysis today.

rantalysis by broncula January 12, 2012

Rectalysis 

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.

Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(

Rectalysis by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024