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an update and expansion on the term 'random'. Where a random is just someone you ran into lets say on the streets or a concert, a randard is both random and retarded. Randard's have the ability to be both out of place / touch with surroundings while at the same time not knowing anyone else. Though most consider their presence to be a bother, there is such a thing a s 'Randar Love'.
Friend : you guys actually took that randard home from the show the other night?? that dude was weird

Friend: we couldn't find any tye dye for the concert, and its not like im gonna be trying to buy it off just some randards
randard by Hallucinajenny July 19, 2010
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For someone to be a random retard. A person we don't know, but the only thing we know about them, is that they're a retard. Hence the term, "Rantard."
> GTA Online <
Rantard: *dies*
Heist Host: Fucking rantard. The guy jumped out of the Kuruma almost at the end here and smacked a tree then died. Nice!
Other Heist Associate: Fucking random retard.
Rantard by Kush N' Mangoz February 1, 2017
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randtard 

An uncritical follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement, often characterised by attacks on charitable acts based on ignorant or strawman arguments.
"To all of the altruists out there discrediting 'Atlas Shrugged', shouldn't you be out sponsoring some charity to give all of our money to some middle eastern baby holding a rifle?"

"You sir, are a complete randtard."
randtard by Sean Robbins December 29, 2007

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Smart,cute,swag,sexy,fine,tall,Strong,athletic,
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Randtard 

A derivative of randy/random - Someone you do not know nor care enough to know, as they usually have a bland personality. Any insults from a randtard are invalid due to them being as irrelevant as it gets. The only situation where they're relevant is with the other randtards.
Person 1: What up, bruv?

Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?

Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.

Person 3: What up guys!!!

Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.

Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
Randtard by FiendingForWaifus November 3, 2018
(noun) a person who continually rants about stupid, meaningless crap.
The kids these days curse too much! Kids aren't what they used to be! Why cant the city pick up my trash at 5am rather than 6am! Why am I such a rantard!
rantard by kingmotor October 9, 2007
A term that is used to describe people of the opposite sex who you meet and engage in sexual activity with. The Randar Hunter finds and destroys his target in order to put one more notch on his belt. The moment when someone stops becoming a randar is when you meet them again.
"The sky was black as night...Although I could see through the darkness the Randar Hunter in sight...he was Brave."

"Hey kid how many randars?"
"Whole lot of randars!"

"Randar my Husssssssssssssssssssssss!"
Randars by Randar My Huss November 3, 2006
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