Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006
AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton
John. Ralston Valley (also called
Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the
truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an
AIDS margarita. In
short, it sucks there. :)