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Raising the Bar 

A sexual act involving four people of varying heights. The shortest of the four must be on their knees blowing or eating out the next person taller than her. That person the does the same to the person taller than them abduction so on until they resemble the At&t Commercials.
Miranda-Oh hey! I called you last night but you never picked up?
Erika-Oh that's because i was raising the bar with a couple friends :/
Miranda- And you didn't invite me?
Erika- There were already four of us:/
Raising the Bar by schmooterpie January 9, 2012
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Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.
Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.

Raising the BARclay

The act of raising the standard so high it now requires 10+ years of teaching, Beach Hampton
tablescapes, Stormridge Castle, CollectivX, Stormridge Tavern, 3 LLCs, 5 trademarks, 1 copyright, a
patent pending, RH taste, Rose Soiree stamina, and former Zumba-instructor hips. To raise the BARclay
is not to merely improve something - it is to turn a "small idea" into a legally protected Long Island
brand ecosystem before anyone finishes asking questions. A person raising the BARclay teaches by day,
curates bespoke Hamptons luxury by sunset, builds medieval kingdoms by night, and still finds time to
know all her spots: restaurants, Hamptons corners, weak points, and the other ones too. Often seen
around florals, ivory linens, castles, taverns, live rewards, crowd-powered gameplay, and expensive
neutral-toned RH furniture. It sounds unhinged until you realize he is actually pulling it off.
1. "He said he had a few things going on."
"It was 3 LLCs, 5 trademarks, a castle, a tavern, and a patent pending."
"He is raising the BARclay."
2. "She asked for romance and got florals, RH taste, a medieval kingdom, and a full guest-experience strategy."
"Raising the BARclay."
3. "Men used to plan dates. Joseph built a venue."
"Exactly. BARclay raised."
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026