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shag rag 

A article of cloth used to clean up your mess after ejaculation
Jason just blew his load and is franticly looking for a shag rag.
shag rag by T3h Shauns October 29, 2007

Shag/bag/rag 

A variation of the game, Marry/shag/cruise

you are given three people and have to choose which one you want to shag, bag (be naked in a bag with them for an hour) or rag (suck a rag that they have wiped their arse with.
SARAH: shag/bag/rag, Harry Potter, Rick Waller, and your mum

ABBEY: EWWWW. Gonna' have to shag Potter, bag waller, and rag my mum

RADISH: ewwwwwww u bagged Rick Waller

CHARLIE: ewww you ragged your mum! But congratz on Potter (Y)
Shag/bag/rag by elizabeth1992 August 28, 2009

Shagging the Burnt Rag 

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.
Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.
Rag Cut Leaf Tobacco, "shag" referring to loose stringy tobacco especially for splifs or tobaquito blessing treats.
I'll pick up some ragshag on the way to the park.
Ragshag by camalot January 14, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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