racoon trapper 

picking up a girl that is way below your standards because all you want is to get laid with minimal amount of work.

jack and i went out to pick up last night but just ended up racoon trapping swamp donkeys.

everytime we go to the bar jack is the racoon trapper.

racoon trapper by kwil15 June 2, 2010

Trapped Raccoon 

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

Trapped Raccoon by TRaccoon9 April 1, 2010