Racoon'd 

râ-kôôn'd - Any portion of a motor vehicle becoming damaged.
Used esspecially when the incident occurs to, at or on the way from the racetrack. Not necessarily pertaining to contacting a live animal at speed.

"Oh did you see that? His wheel is Racoon'd!"

History - Danno struck a racoon traveling home from a day of Autocrossing. The result was a severly damaged exhaust system.

Racoon'd by Matty_EG June 20, 2007

Racoon Dip 

A “Racoon Dip” is when you teabag a gaping ass hole and then you lay it on her eyes. First quoted by Frank Kramer from the esteemed “FHFU” (Frosty Heidi and Frank Unsensored) podcast.

Guy 1: Dude I want to try something crazy with my woman.

Guy 2: Give her the 'ol Racoon Dip!

Guy 1: That's a damned good idea, man!

Racoon Dip by clarkj November 12, 2009

racoon dog 

a small rodent like dog often found eating out of bins. brown rotting hair quite porpis

"fucking racoon dog eating out of my ass again!"

racoon dog by r0wlzi April 6, 2004

dirty racoon 

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans

"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"

dirty racoon by Super jo jo and friends June 7, 2016

Der Lil Racoon 

the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.

Oh sh*t, the Der Lil Racoon is packing heat!

Der Lil Racoon by Eliteperkele February 7, 2023

Raccoon Dicked 

When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.

That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!

Raccoon Dicked by Lahna_ May 21, 2016

Raccoon dick

What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.

Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen

Raccoon dick by Doc Starr November 26, 2020