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A kind of joke that starts with something like "Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender..."

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says "I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not creative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
- that's what you call a racist joke.

racist joke by Justin-WN June 26, 2008

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racist joke

A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.

First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racist joke!

racist joke by hoogalyboogalybooROXAN January 25, 2006

a walking racist joke

when someone is so intact with there race they positively influence stereo types freely.

god look at him
yeah i know hes such a walking racist joke

a walking racist joke by clever bob July 14, 2010

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Racist Jokes

Something white people make when they get into groups

Every time white people get together, they always make racist jokes.

Racist Jokes by SiL3Nt J September 14, 2023

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Racist jokes

Making racist jokes makes your racist. “Humor” doesnt change the fact that its racist.

I make racist jokes.

Racist jokes by 1928293933992 September 8, 2021

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racist joker

A person who Is Not technically racist but jokes about racism in America

"Hey bae" Shane says "Shane your white not black " says Niani (the racist joker)

racist joker by who u be"/ July 3, 2014

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racist joker

A person who Is Not technically racist but jokes about racism in America

"Hey bae" Shane says "Shane your white not black " says Niani (the racist joker)

racist joker by who u be"/ July 3, 2014

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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