race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017

Snack Pack Race Track

You take a dump on somebodys chest, then use the dump as a lubricate to spin on ur ass. Preferably, you want ur legs tucked in.

Man, I'm so dizzy after last night. I gave my girlfriend a Snack Pack Race Track goin 80 miles per hour

by Rick James6969 December 23, 2008

race tracks

linear shit stains in your toilet that point down after you've taken a huge dump

"Dude, I went to Amanda's house and left race tracks in her toilet. I flushed twice and they were still there. I need to quit eating Taco Bell."

by jbushido October 29, 2009

racetrack

a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack."

The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetrack.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

BNSF racetrack

One of the most active commuter rail lines in the US with over 150 Metra, Amtrak, and freight trains everyday going between Chicago and Aurora IL.

I watch some trains go by on the BNSF racetrack quite a bit and it’s very fun as trains go by extremely often.

by S/he’s just a friend January 17, 2022

racetruck

(v.) to reflect a statement directed toward you back upon the speaker.

"I teabagged your mom."

"Racetruck!"

by wiipitsmashs February 2, 2009

Racetrack Higgins

HOTTIE FROM NEWSIES

"Who's Racetrack Higgins?"
"A hottie"

by VinnieDelpinosWife January 30, 2022