raccoon trap 

When you proceed to stick your whole hand karate style into an ass, and the person tries to pull away you close your hand into a fist like a "raccoon trap" and hold them tight.

Beyonce had a pick sock as a result of my raccoon trap!

raccoon trap by dktnm December 17, 2007

Raccoon Trap 

1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.

Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation

Raccoon Trap by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 6, 2025

Trapped Raccoon 

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

Trapped Raccoon by TRaccoon9 April 1, 2010

racoon trapper 

picking up a girl that is way below your standards because all you want is to get laid with minimal amount of work.

jack and i went out to pick up last night but just ended up racoon trapping swamp donkeys.

everytime we go to the bar jack is the racoon trapper.

racoon trapper by kwil15 June 2, 2010