raccoon trap

When you proceed to stick your whole hand karate style into an ass, and the person tries to pull away you close your hand into a fist like a "raccoon trap" and hold them tight.
Beyonce had a pick sock as a result of my raccoon trap!
by dktnm December 17, 2007
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Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.
Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.
by TRaccoon9 April 01, 2010
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Raccoon Trap

1. A person who’s an absolute disaster wrapped in cheap cologne and bad decisions — irresistibly chaotic, like a glittery dumpster fire you know you shouldn’t look at but can’t turn away from.
2. Someone whose life is such a mess that even raccoons would hesitate to rummage through it, yet they still manage to lure others in with a toxic mix of charm, drama, and emotional instability.
Example:
“Girl, don’t fall for him again — he’s a total raccoon trap. That’s not love, that’s a feral situation
by LoverOfSTrangeBallons August 06, 2025
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