qwug 

shortened version of qwugget. used if someone's being a dumb fuck.

Kid 1: d00d i kno my jok wuz rly funny rite???

Kid 2: no fuck off qwug

qwug by qwug July 28, 2006

qwugget 

combo of a queef and a nugget. refers to anyone you dislike or just did something stupid.

Kid you don't like: Hey dude, what's up?

You: fuck off, qwugget.

qwugget by qwug July 28, 2006