The point between being buzzed and almost drunk. It really doesn't matter when you say it. It's the tone which will allow people to know how intoxicated you are. LOL

I have to be at work at 5am....and I'm quizzled.

Man I'm quizzled.

Hey wanna get quizzled tonight?

quizzled by Robert English August 24, 2006

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The Quizzler

The rizzler of queers.

Friend 1: *gets up*
Friend 2: there goes the quizzler
Friend 3: why do you call him the quizzler
Friend 2: watch
Friend 1: *goes and flirts with the table of queers*
Friend 2: he's bi so he goes for the queers

The Quizzler by Lime Lemon January 10, 2023

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Quizzle

The sound a dolphin makes when it interacts with you in minecraft

"Hey!, that dolphin just made a quizzle"

Quizzle by BLunT_HeRB94 May 17, 2019

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Quizzlebee's

Proper Noun: The favorite, fictional submarine sandwich shop in the fictional Harry Potter universe.

Quizzlebee's does not actually exist in the Harry Potter novels or movies, but came into existence due to its overly English-sounding name and a certain, je ne sais quoi, that makes the reader instantly think of magic, Wizards, and disapparating.

Still don't believe in Quizzlebee's? Try to imagine Michael Caine saying it...

See?

Harry Potter: While we're in Diagon Alley, we should stop in my favorite sub shop, Quizzlebee's!

Hagrid: What are you going to get, Harry?

Harry Potter: Either a roast beef with unicornraddish, or a dragon, lettuce, and tomato with cool, ranch dressing.

Hagrid: Aye, betwixt you and me I'd rather be subjected to the Cruciatus curse than eat at Quizzlebee's. I'll be outside, methinks.

Harry Potter: Here's 3 Galleons, go grab some greasy rubbish at Death Eaters (another fictional Harry Potter eatery).

Quizzlebee's by Neville Powerbottom August 20, 2011

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qizzle

A question, in the "izzle" vernacular.

"To bizzle or not to bizzle. That is the qizzle."

qizzle by uclafalcon September 19, 2004

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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