qwik

Onomatopoeia representing female masturbation. The feminine answer to "fap".

I came home late last night, and heard a lot of *qwik qwik qwik qwik* in the bedroom. Guess she couldn't wait.

by 1andonlycac September 17, 2011

qwik

Short for Quick (Fast)

Woman Y: You were quik
Man X: I'm Sorry:(

by Mattio September 26, 2004

Qwik Stop

The act of stopping the act of sexual intercourse to communicate a message with one's sexual partner.

Johnny made a qwik stop to tell Mia she was being too loud.

by shaft666 December 28, 2015

rub out a qwiki

Using an iPhone or similar handheld device to immediately research a nagging piece of unknown information on Wikipedia, providing a pleasing, sometimes orgasmic, sense of relief.

After wondering about it all day, Travis finally whipped out his iPhone and proceeded to rub out a qwiki.

by Tora-chan February 15, 2010

qwiki

Verb. A qwiki is a short, brief jaunt through Wikipedia to discover some trivial information.

I was taking a qwiki yesterday, and found some more nude pictures on Wikipedia.

by TheStranger May 26, 2007

Qwikster

A social media venture for fans of Nestle Quik

"I met this girl on Qwikster... bitch loves chocolate milk!"

by Colin September 19, 2011

Qwikster

verb (used without object)

1. to fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved: The Netflix business failed because of poor planning.

2. to receive less than the passing grade or mark in an examination, class, or course of study: He failed in running a multibillion dollar entertainment business.

3. to be or become deficient or lacking; be insufficient or absent; fall short: Our common sense failed when we decided to screw our loyal consumer base.

4. to dwindle, pass, or die away: Netflix failed for lack of customers.

5. to lose strength or vigor; become weak: Netflix failed after inception of Qwikster.

Did you hear what happened to Netflix?
Yeah, it got Qwikstered.

by amstel78 September 19, 2011