qwfp 

the left hand top rows keys on the colemak layout.

guy 1: I think I should change to colemak!
guy 2: Sure! I think you should first learn qwfp first.
guy 1: I thought..we were going to learn tn first???

qwfp by Jan'ok January 18, 2021

qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm 

Colemark version of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. When a Colemark user is bored he searches this on urban dictionary and finds nothing

Joe : I was so bored i wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Josh: LOL i was so bored i wrote qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm and found nothing

qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm by psuedonyum August 17, 2021

qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm

Some kind of weird phenomenon which occurs when keyboard nerds who use the Colemak keyboard layout type all the letters on the key board in order. It is a strong indication that they are bored to death and want to kill thier computer.

Other, more normal people, are apt to type people qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz when they are in the same situation.

When I was on the Slashdot forum, I couldn't understand the article about binary blobs in the Linux kernel and so I just typed qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm a billion times and posted it.

qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm by Wahnu the Wahnster June 14, 2008

Qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm 

When ur keyboard is colemak and u are absolutely bored.

"hey! Ill type the Colemak keyboard because im absolutely bored!"
"qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm"

Qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022

Qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm 

When ur keyboard is colemak and u are absolutely bored.

"hey! Ill type the Colemak keyboard because im absolutely bored!"
"qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm"

Qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022

qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm 

the colemak version of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

My brain: type qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm because you are super bored
me: ok
also me: (typing qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm)

qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm by acrophobia November 28, 2023