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Some kind of weird phenomenon which occurs when keyboard nerds who use the Colemak keyboard layout type all the letters on the key board in order. It is a strong indication that they are bored to death and want to kill thier computer.

Other, more normal people, are apt to type people qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz when they are in the same situation.
When I was on the Slashdot forum, I couldn't understand the article about binary blobs in the Linux kernel and so I just typed qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm a billion times and posted it.
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Qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm 

When ur keyboard is colemak and u are absolutely bored.
"hey! Ill type the Colemak keyboard because im absolutely bored!"
"qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm"

Qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm 

When ur keyboard is colemak and u are absolutely bored.
"hey! Ill type the Colemak keyboard because im absolutely bored!"
"qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm"

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026