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Qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm 

When ur keyboard is colemak and u are absolutely bored.
"hey! Ill type the Colemak keyboard because im absolutely bored!"
"qwfpgjluy'arstdhneiozxcvbkm"

qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm 

Colemark version of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. When a Colemark user is bored he searches this on urban dictionary and finds nothing
Joe : I was so bored i wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Josh: LOL i was so bored i wrote qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm and found nothing

qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm 

My brain: type qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm because you are super bored
me: ok
also me: (typing qwfpgjluy;arstdhneizxcvbkm)

qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm

Some kind of weird phenomenon which occurs when keyboard nerds who use the Colemak keyboard layout type all the letters on the key board in order. It is a strong indication that they are bored to death and want to kill thier computer.

Other, more normal people, are apt to type people qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz when they are in the same situation.
When I was on the Slashdot forum, I couldn't understand the article about binary blobs in the Linux kernel and so I just typed qwfpgjluyarstdhneiozxcvbkm a billion times and posted it.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026