Qwertypoops are an extremely important part of our advancing
society. They are the reason we have all come so far. You see, any
time you use electronics/wifi, the object you are using (a subject of Qwerty, the almighty computer of computers) slowly drains you of your intelligence until they collect enough. When they have collected enough, they send it to Qwerty and she defecates. This defecation becomes the smart people we know and love. Ex: Einstein, Ben Franklin, Molly, Bekah M., etc.. So, if you have a very intelligent
friend,
ask them if they are a product of Qwerty's poop.