qweenis 

A somewhat small penis which is characterised by it's extravagant 90 degree bend to the left, located at the halfway point, and tapered end. The qweenis has the ability to reach around corners, yet due to it's size it is often described as useless. However, it's probably still big, for an ant.

"Hey Bryn, could you use your qweenis to grab something in this little crack?

"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"

qweenis by HairyMunkey May 16, 2016

Qweenie 

A ghetto-fabulous bitch with lotsa attitude. She's got everything and more. The girl has a personality like queen, hence the name Qweenie. She expects to be treated like royalty and anything else in unacceptable. You gotta listen to everything she says or else off with your head.

Qweenie: Jump.
You: How high?

Qweenie by Qweeny October 24, 2007

Queenises 

Gay men (Queens) with a penis.

Justin and Trenton are hitting up the local gay bar looking like Queenises.

Queenises by Queenises November 28, 2018

queenis 

A queenis is a very small, almost girlish penis, that occurs when some guys have hypoglandular secretions in their metabolism. You need hormones to have a real dick.

Despite years of trying, the best Phred could manage was a small, limp queenis.

queenis by Jacques Asse May 1, 2009

qweenihini 

Modern Hawaiian for the smokin hot female ruler of the house. By necessity of their lifestyle Qweenihinis like anything that reminds them of anything other than where they are right now, and hawaii is just as good as anywhere else. Qweenihins like orchids, plants, warm trade winds, beaches, and sweet drinks made by their private bartender with lots of liquor. Favorite color is pink. Favorite car is a Civic with pink ralley stripes. Favorite drink is a ytmp. Favorite boy is a badbrad. Favorite activity is anything away from pupukakas and kukupapa.
Qweenihinis are well known for their very nice milkshake, and it is often a point of discussion amongst both genders at the bar. Qweenihinis like motorcycle racers, bad boys, eye candy, riding crops, and private bartenders.
Qweenihinis have one flaw, poor prior judgement that resulted in an on going relationshit, as qweenihins may be found married to a kukupapa, but regret it sometimes, like whenever the pupukakas come over.
Qweenihinis often regret the date October 1st for some unknown reason.

Hey Qweenihini, lets go relax at the bar and get you away from those damned pupukakas before your husband shows them how to burn down your house.

qweenihini by badbrad February 4, 2009

Queenism 

A religion in which individuals who unapologetically are their true selves partake in discussions and mutual encouragement.

My religion is Queenism

Queenism by PendulumProfessor September 9, 2018

queenism 

it is a spiritual connection that strings two worlds together, forming a connection for normal humans to communicate with the underworld using a medium called a pendulum. These tasks are usually carried out by those who are spiritually and mentally stable, thus preventing an attachment that might cause you harm . ( disclaimer , for those who are trying queenism , it only works if there is no upper hand movements and the pendulum swings to you favour ).

"dont you think that you should convert to Queenism? i heard that it is a very special conversion that would blow your mind!''

queenism by the oG pendulum prof September 11, 2018