A religion who's soul purpose is to piss off other religions.
They worship Debra, the giant
lesbian in the
sky, and the iron dick (an allusion to the wooden one constructed by Dionysius)
They are required pray once a month and adhere to the rule of tolerating others beliefs as long as they dont invalidate another persons existence.
Surprisingly this religion originated in Texarkana Texas and
now has nearly two hundred followers despite the fact they do not have a printed bible (their holy
book is called The Saga )
It contains a jesusxhitlerxgod fan fic ,
safe binding tips, and various tidbits of helpful information .