qwedsazxcytrfghnbvuiolkjmp

You must be REALLY bored if you found this! Beyond even qwaszxerdfcv or qazxswedc. You probably have nothing better to do by now, congratulations. (Made by grouping the keyboard into slanted squares with 9 keys from left to right, and doing a horizontal, reverse horizontal, horizontal pattern on each one.)

A : I'm bored, but intrigued by the qwerty stuff
B : What do you mean?
A : qwedsazxcytrfghnbvuiolkjmp
B : Oh my gods....