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Queez

First and foremost, white-trash/Mexican male, typically from the 909. A wannabe-chillbro, but just not chill enough to be one. His nature includes: dirty Quiksilver shirts he finds for half price at Savers, plus the same plaid shorts every day, not brushing his teeth-with nasty plaque all over, making up stories about girls he "hooks up with," his mom buys him alcohol so that his friends will like him, drives pathetically non-chillbro foreign pieces of shit that his mom owns, saying phrases like: "not even tight," "not even worried," "NAH!!," "just quit bro" and any other phrases that he steals from others to make him seem cool, thinks he's friends with the hot girls in class, but no one likes him and thinks he's annoying, thinks he's chill by inviting girls to shitty concerts, is on myspace every other 5 minutes and the other 5 minutes he plays Guitar Hero, never shuts up, most of his friends on Myspace are family members or random bands and has no personality of his own for he copies all of his much-cooler "friends." Can find him at places like Riverside Community College because eventually he'll realize that no one in Arizona likes him (and same with Riverside, but too bad for him...).
Dude that kid is such a queez- driving that piece of shit honda and acting like he's chill/tight.

Dude did you hear how that kid was talking? Did you see what he was wearing? And did you see his teeth? What a Queez!
by Luke b Johnson June 10, 2007
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queez

Quarter of an ounce usually of marijuana.
How much for a queez of that homegrown?
by GanjaGuru October 3, 2003
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queez

A restaurant slang term for a food processor. Since the introduction of the Cuisinart, any food processor can be known as the Queez.
>Where the fuck is that pesto sauce?

>Still in the Queez chef.
by Edmoil December 12, 2008
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queez

a queef that has to be squeeze out.
you fuckin queez
by jazz man 132132 June 1, 2011
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queez bag

A term used by wildland fire fighters. Often by the elitehotshots” to refer to other crews who aren’t pulling there fair share or any share at all. Also used by superiors to insult diggers into motivation during long shifts.
Hey queez bag, start digging that is bagger shit.
by leroy December 27, 2003
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Queefcup

A queef that sounds like a hiccup.
My wife queefcupped so hard I thought the dog threw up.
by youdontknowme001 November 7, 2018
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Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020
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