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A queef-demon, shortened for easier pronunciation.

An awkward & unwanted person, usually a male.

"I thought I liked him but it turns out he's a huge queemon."

"Yep, that's too bad. Nobody likes a queemon."

Not necessarily a nerd, more often than not it is simply a male who is under the (wrong) impression that he is in fact, cool.
queemon by Ashley Cackface July 13, 2007
Words you can keep

queefmonster 

When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls.
Brittany: What the fuck happened to your cock and balls?
Joe: Oh what the hell?
Brittany: I have no idea..
Joe: Must have been the goddamn queefmonster!!!!

QueefMonster 

A bitch with an extra phat pussy that that squeeze out a good queef
Look at that queefmonster over there doing her thang
QueefMonster by Queefmonster October 28, 2017
A woman who cheats on her husband; often frequently and with great pleasure; not only because of the carnal satisfaction involved, but by the act of being unfaithful period.
Y esto dijo mi abuelito antes de morirse; ja!:
La mujer que es quemona siempre andará al garete
Cuando ella lo quiere dar
Hace que el fino sea un machete
Y esa no encoge cama, ni petate ni enteja
Cuando es de a quemar se trata
Se lo da a cualquiera
Sea en el monte, sea en el agua
Ella lo da por donde quiera
Quemona by Master_B June 24, 2009

queuemongous 

used to describe queues that are surprisingly long. A combination of queue and humongous
The rollercoaster was queuemongous!
queuemongous by JuniperSkunktaur April 13, 2005

queermonkey

a word used to discribe a person who is kinda gay but is still your friend. Not as mean as queermo
WOW, Conner you are such a queermonkey why did you take my sunglasses!!!!!!!!!!
queermonkey by LeRoyb October 17, 2006
(adjective) pertaining to the words emo and queer; describes a queer emo; or extremely queer or extremely emo
His actions made him seem really queemo.
queemo by Angel Thomas May 16, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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