queefdust

the vaginal form of cropdusting (casually leaking a fart while you pass someone's cubicle)Especially useful when you want to discourage a guy from spending all night downtown.

when you're tired of him down there, queefdust his face to discourage his efforts.

by ebus April 2, 2009

queefster

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.

How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it

by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...

The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!

by tmm05 February 11, 2006

Queefstain

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

Queefus

Someone who excessively queefs.

A fictional purple character with large eyes who is obcessed with queefing.

My girlfriend, Angel

Greg: Angel, did you make that noise?
Angel: Yes, I did
Greg: You Queefus!

by Gwilli83 June 3, 2010

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

Queefest

The coolest person on the block, who queefs on command!

Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”

by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021