queef-fu 

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.

Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.

queef-fu by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023

queef fucked 

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart

i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.

queef fucked by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003

queef fucked 

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

queef fucked by tom April 25, 2003

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker 

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008

Queen Fuck-buddy 

When a man and a woman have a Primarily Serious, Exclusive, Long-term relationship, on the low. They talk on the phone and text often. They see each-other as time permits. How-ever, they choose not to profess their feelings for each-other publicly, because one or both of them, aren't just any-body.

It could be because of Age differences, Religion orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), etc.
But, he cares a whole lot about this woman, and she is his One and Only Squeeze, right now.

I've got some "free time" right now, and there's nothing more that I want to do, than to spend some quality time, with my "Queen Fuck-buddy".

Queen Fuck-buddy by Queen Fuck Buddy May 19, 2014

Queen_furry 

A lesbian, self conscious, furry whose hobbies consists of, drinking, being trash a video games, and being a trash person in general.

Lex: “woah is that really queen_furry XD?”

You:” yes”

Queen_furry by Queen furry October 30, 2018

what the queer fuck 

Similar to what the fuck or what the actual fuck, but when a situation is gay.

Man 1: Dude, did you hear about Bobby and Joe making out last night?
Homophobe: What the queer fuck?

what the queer fuck by The Gay Bitch October 18, 2017