Man 1: what are you going to do with all that jizz in you?
Man 2: prrrrrrrrrrttttt. Whoops I just quiethed (insane amount of jizz and shit)
Man 1: wow you really quiethed all over the place
Man 2: quiething is what I'm known for

Quiething by Dirty Chaos May 18, 2017

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Quakering blowjob

he wanted a peaceful,tranquil.. blow job. as he found it to be like mass as she knelled onto her knee's. all pray for those on their knees at his bedroom alter. Amen together it's makes " Quakering blowjob". all those worship in praise..master.

Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.

Quakering blowjob by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018

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Qookething

Qookething- used to express a words. Can be used to replace qakething, quakinging,shook,shookething

Wendy- gurl did you see Owens story? It has me qookething.

Trinity: wait, what’s ‘qookething’?

Wendy: it’s like shook but better.

Trinity: oh I see...well her face has me qookething too

Wendy: you got it!

Qookething by trinity.audrey May 17, 2018

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Quarthing

When your pregnant mum is pregnant and starts giving birth while driving. Sometimes the female may be cut the umbilical cord and lassoes the newborn child on to the front mirror and uses it as a windscreen wiper

OMG DAD MUMS QUARTHING

Quarthing by ieattheovaries June 5, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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