you are SO bored you have already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. so you type the letters in a diagonal criss cross pattern in a desperate attempt to grasp freedom. but after all that you are still bored. so stop reading this and get on with your life.
you can only use this in a sentence if you have reached the limit of boredom, gonecrazy and are talking to yourself.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.