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qpwoeirytalskdjfhgzmxncbv 

this is when you you get so bored you type the keyboard from the outside in. at this type of boredom, just go to the bathroom already. I know you are in class
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qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv

the pinnacle of boredom.
you have reached peak boredom
go on
tell the tales
you are God now
Guy 1: hey dude
Guy 2: qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv
Guy 1: what the fuck

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv

When you've done all other combinations on the keyboard and you still need to start your homework so you type in the letters starting from the top and typing them in from the leftmost side then the rightmost side until you finish the top row then go to the second row
My essay is about qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv.

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You have reached the pinnacle of boredom, welcome, there are but a few of us here, so enjoy it before people find our haven.
Guy 1: dude what did you just search
Guy 2: qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv
Guy 1: u good?
Guy 2: yeah, just bored as all hell

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ULTIMATE BORDOM where you think that there is just no way this can be here I will take ten minutes to perfectly type qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv then do it backwards - vbcnxmzghfjdkslayturieowpq that way it will create qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvvbcnxmzghfjdkslayturieowpq
Person 1: There is no word that will not have a definition.
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Person 1: Yes it will.
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Person 1: It does.

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv

what you type when you finally realize that you are alone in the world OR your extremely bored and once again are extremely lonely
You: qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv
Me: *disappointing head shake*

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv

Where you are very bored, specifically in school, or at work, and you are using a computer. so you type qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv in your search engine. This is a form of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, or, 1234567890, which is also typed when you are bored
Student on computer: Man I'm so bored. oh wait I know what to do to cure my boredom!
Student: *Types qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv*
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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