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pwn't cake 

A term you use after you pwn someone on a video game. See the word pwn.
Dude, I just served you a side of pwn't cake on a silver platter, n00b!
pwn't cake by I'm an Outsider April 23, 2006
This is an affliction most commonly found in the Unreal Tournament addict.

It is the act of typing a 't' before actually typing a message in messenger or a shoutbox, etc...
Hey. What was the name of that Steven King book?

tIt!

FUCK!

*t-pwned*
t-pwn by invisi3ill October 19, 2008

skills to pwn the bills 

Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*

pwn the nub 

1. The act of dominating a n00b.

2. To pwn an unexperienced person (noob)
gg pwn the nub

you pwned the nub on that one!
pwn the nub by Crofty May 17, 2005

Pwn the Peon 

A large chaos peon from Warcraft who originated from the tremendous amount of pwnage from a simultaneous occurrence of a tournament melee competition in Warcraft and a CAL Counter-Strike tournament. This divinity is held to be the god of computer games and is worshipped by all who understand pwn.
Bob: Wow, Steve, you're doing great aganist me in this game.
Steve: stfu ful3 d0n't m4k3 m3 c4ll PWN on j00
Pwn the Peon: PWWWWWWWWWWN!
Pwn the Peon by Shadowfyoory November 4, 2004

Pwn the Noobs 

It means to play a game you are ecceptionally good at online against other people. An example would be Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You can only say this of course if you are actually capable of pwning noobs.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna pwn the noobs with me later?

Guy 2: I was just pwning the noobs like half an hour ago, I'll play tonight.
Pwn the Noobs by the master bator 01 February 27, 2010