putiful

Purely beautiful
When something is just so cute and pure and beautiful that "beautiful" just isn't enough.

"What a putiful baby you've got"

"that puppy is so darn putiful"

by SazzQueen March 26, 2021

pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013

pitiful mass

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

by TI99 May 3, 2008

Pitiful

Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:

Craig never comes home. Therefore, Craig is pitiful.

by Charelle1 August 1, 2018

Purtiful

A girl that is both pretty and beautiful on the outside and inside. A purtifull girl has a beautiful physical appearence but still contains that down to earth/sweetheart personality.

Kianah, the new girl at work, was so purtiful that all the guys were anxtious to meet her.

by Psunami June 5, 2013

pitiful fuck

1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.

2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.

Sai asked me for a pity fuck, he's such a pitiful fuck.

by pussycontrol November 17, 2009

pitiful

My girlfriend

My girl is so pitiful. She does nothing but complain about how hard her life is.

by Innatic May 11, 2016